sapper-in-the-wire:

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

I’m going to install this.

My arrival will be heralded by the screaming of the dead.

(via urgoingtohell)

Tagged: ftw


aspacebetween:

the-deviations:

undisturbed:

endquestionmark:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

lostfrostprince:

spaceopium:

Assembled by *T1mco

COULSON

COULSON

COULSON

 THERE ARE NO WORDS TO ADEQUATELY EXPRESS MY SHRIEKS OF JOY.

#reblogging just for coulson not gonna lie

Coulson’s in the middle. I approve.

aspacebetween:

the-deviations:

undisturbed:

endquestionmark:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

lostfrostprince:

spaceopium:

Assembled by *T1mco

COULSON

COULSON

COULSON

 THERE ARE NO WORDS TO ADEQUATELY EXPRESS MY SHRIEKS OF JOY.

#reblogging just for coulson not gonna lie

Coulson’s in the middle. I approve.

(via urgoingtohell)

Tagged: Avengers


otiggerifico:

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

(via roacw)

Tagged: puns ftw


cerulean-tmp:

nonespark:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

wintercoffin:

brotoro:

cherryblossomsparkle:

did-you-kno:

Source

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT ACTUALLY
THIS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY 

he was 100% against preaching to unwilling people, too, and all for bringing religion into the lives of those who wanted it. he would often say that those who pray loudly in front of others were the worst kind of believers

what a cool dude

it makes me sad when people mischaracterize jesus like he was literally the nicest dude ever like he could be anyones bff if he tried because he was so rad like i hate christians who make him seem rude like lol no stopv

YES YES YES.
this is because the pharisees would go out into public, get on their knees, and pray where everyone could see them.
because they wanted everyone to see how good they were and how pious, because they were sort of religious authority.
but jesus came and told people to do the opposite, because he wanted them to be humble.
because God wants you to be devoted to a relationship with Him, not to be devoted to making sure others think highly of you.
jesus also encouraged people to do good deeds quietly, or even anonymously.
because he wanted you to do good deeds for the sake of others, not for how good it’ll make you feel or for others to praise you.
jesus was the absolute coolest and i fucking hate it when anyone points fingers at a certain group of people and says “GOD HATES-” NO HE DOESN’T.
THAT WAS HIS WHOLE THING. HE LITERALLY LOVED EVERYONE. ????

This is the type of Christianity and Christians that I like.

cerulean-tmp:

nonespark:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

wintercoffin:

brotoro:

cherryblossomsparkle:

did-you-kno:

Source

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT ACTUALLY

THIS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY 

he was 100% against preaching to unwilling people, too, and all for bringing religion into the lives of those who wanted it. he would often say that those who pray loudly in front of others were the worst kind of believers

what a cool dude

it makes me sad when people mischaracterize jesus like he was literally the nicest dude ever like he could be anyones bff if he tried because he was so rad like 
i hate christians who make him seem rude like lol no stopv

YES YES YES.

this is because the pharisees would go out into public, get on their knees, and pray where everyone could see them.

because they wanted everyone to see how good they were and how pious, because they were sort of religious authority.

but jesus came and told people to do the opposite, because he wanted them to be humble.

because God wants you to be devoted to a relationship with Him, not to be devoted to making sure others think highly of you.

jesus also encouraged people to do good deeds quietly, or even anonymously.

because he wanted you to do good deeds for the sake of others, not for how good it’ll make you feel or for others to praise you.

jesus was the absolute coolest and i fucking hate it when anyone points fingers at a certain group of people and says “GOD HATES-” NO HE DOESN’T.

THAT WAS HIS WHOLE THING. HE LITERALLY LOVED EVERYONE. ????

This is the type of Christianity and Christians that I like.

(via urgoingtohell)

Tagged: jesus


postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

(via urgoingtohell)

Tagged: ftw


Tonight is a great night for drinking and wielding a hammer. What could go wrong? I’m sure Thor does it all the time.


patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

(via friends-with-the-doctor)


avengersonna:

Did you know that if you say Dorito three times in the bathroom mirror Chris Evans will come out and touch your left boob

(via jarvis-stark-industries)


sexybaldwin:

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

a summary of night vale fanfiction

if i am known for anything related to wtnv i want it to be for this post

I am in actual tears. I can’t stop hitting replay. 

(via urgoingtohell)

Tagged: wtnv


breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

(via darkxnightxskyx)

Tagged: monty python